greatnesstorise

Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:08:06 GMT

Jordan-

What do you want for your b-day? i want to make it super-duper cool

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:47:25 GMT

i miss you guys :(

schedule!

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:29:13 GMT

1st semester:

orchestra-lawson

biology honors- goshert

art 1- french

drivers ed- Renfrow (can someone explain this to me? is it not in the mornings before school?)

2nd semester:

World History Honors- boyle

English 2 pre-Ib- Mitchell (wtf??!?)

Algebra 2 honors- Mook (haha funny name)

drama 2- McCarty

anyone have the same classes as me?

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:23:24 GMT

nine months... holy shit

HUm-de-DuM

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:50:34 GMT

So... How is everyone's life going? (lol)

Well my mom is in town this weekend and so thats pretty cool, and i think im moving my bedroom downstairs, which means...

NEW ROOM COLOR!!!! (and it is most DEFINITLEY going to be green, no matter what or who says otherwise)

AND i am going to get my permit this week! haha i tried to pull the truck up in the driveway and almost ran into the fence...

Mom: Just pull the truck up so i can park behind it
Me: okay ::gets in truck::
(meanwhile i cannot figure out how to start the engine and put it in drive)
Me:Aw, fuck it
Mom: (who manages to pull off her supersonic hearing) Excuse me?
Me: ::quickly:: nothing
Mom: ::sighs and starts truck engine and puts it in drive::
Me: the break is left?
Mom: Right
Me:Right?
Mom: NO LEFT
Me: okay dokey ::punches gas::
Mom: LEFT GOD DAMMIT!

haha yeah driving will be interesting for me

What bugs me...

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 17:56:59 GMT

You know what bugs me?

1. Hypocracy

2. Not getting recognition for caring about someone else

3. People who dwell on the negative things that happen, and dont do anything about it

4. People who are never satisfied with what they have

5. People who dont appreciate the people around them

6. This stupid lj... i have no idea why i still have this thing...

Wed, 23 May 2007 00:26:51 GMT

So i asked my dad if i could get my eyebrow and nose pierced and he looked at me and laughed...

cant wait until im 18...

Tue, 22 May 2007 23:03:13 GMT

today was a good day...

Brandi- whale noises on the bass drum- FUN

Btw, did you know that if a guy pierces his right ear, it's a sign he's gay?

<3 Audrey

YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!

Tue, 22 May 2007 22:53:39 GMT

okay...

Type in "Roy Rules" on the search thing, click on 1st one. enjoy.

Type in "Laser Cats" on the search thing, click 1st one. enjoy

<3

Mon, 21 May 2007 22:43:02 GMT

so...

I was thinking about the whole courtney/ will thing and made me think of homecoming when i like first talked to tommy...

Tommy: Hey! ::hugs::
Me: ::meek voice and trembling in embarassment bc i have popcorn butter and sweat all over my tank top:: hey
Tommy: Good show, eh?
Me: ::looking for courtney and jordan bc i knew they were hiding to listen in on the conversation, so i wasnt really paying attention:: oh, yeah, sure...
Tommy: looking at your shoes or something?
Me: ::blushing:: oh, ha, yeah... i thought i saw someone or something...
Tommy: well mine are more kick-ass than yours
Me: um...nuh-uh?
::Will and Garret walk up::
Tommy: oh, well i gotta go..
Me: okay, see ya!
::hugs::

Then jordan and courtney attack me and was all like "WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU LOOKING AT???!?!!"

romantic, eh?

ah... memories

Mon, 21 May 2007 20:32:51 GMT

how do breathe rite strips work?

Sun, 20 May 2007 23:50:42 GMT

I think at coastal someone should bring a microwave just so we can do light shows in them with blank cds... anyone up for it?

Sun, 20 May 2007 23:46:57 GMT

So... my weekend went a little like this...

Friday- saw shrek 3 (okay i guess) and slept over at olivias ::fruity monsta. fruity fruity monsta::

saturday- slept (not very eventful)

today- went to mall to buy tickets for pirates (anal, yes, but i wana get them b4 they're gone!) and got an application to marble slab- i might get it but chances are low considering i have had no other job experiences...

Hmmmm... do i really want to sign up for steel drums again? or should i dance around and do tyko drums?

then again there's show choir... Christina would you do it with me? we could learn to sing and dance!!!!! ::kidding::

if i do drums i wana shake a miracca like courtney did...

been awhile...eh?

Sun, 20 May 2007 23:31:34 GMT

ha wow... I dont know what to say its been so long

OMG COASTAL IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!

okay i said something

<3

how to have one minute of sheer entertainment

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:46:01 GMT

How to have a light show in your microwave:

1. Grab a blank or used CD-ROM

2. Place in microwave

3. Turn on microwave for 1 minute

4. Enjoy!

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:53:17 GMT

"Who's your monkey master?"

~Jordan

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:30:58 GMT

Hello... I am bored

Jordan- Im sorry i couldnt come to your concert. My dad was working late and i couldnt get home in time to have your mom pick me up :( Plus, my mom came here so i couldnt get a ride there. So im pissed XO

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:57:47 GMT

God is finally on my side...

i have successfully cooked a meal without ruining, burning, or exploding anything....

YAY BURRITOS!

<3 Audrey

NOTE I have yet to know who this person is... Does ne one know?

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:01:34 GMT

FOBulousLife2010 [7:31 PM]: who is this seriously?
spudsoreilly [7:31 PM]: so uh. who is this again?
FOBulousLife2010 [7:31 PM]: do you know who i am?
spudsoreilly [7:32 PM]: YOU DON'T KNOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!
FOBulousLife2010 [7:33 PM]: so
spudsoreilly [7:33 PM]: hmmm
FOBulousLife2010 [7:33 PM]: do you like potatoes?
FOBulousLife2010 [7:33 PM]: ie Mc Allisters?
spudsoreilly [7:33 PM]: your a robot
FOBulousLife2010 [7:34 PM]: nu-uh
spudsoreilly [7:34 PM]: you imed me like at 6:3o sayin, do i kno how much linthoium cost u
FOBulousLife2010 [7:34 PM]: what?
spudsoreilly [7:34 PM]: yo im busy
FOBulousLife2010 [7:34 PM]: are you suffering from some sort of head injury?
spudsoreilly [7:35 PM]: I guess you get off on IMing people for fun then I take it and pretend yer not doing it? I'm blocking you. =P
FOBulousLife2010 [7:35 PM]: DUDE!
spudsoreilly [7:36 PM]: SHUT UP HAXBOT
FOBulousLife2010 [7:36 PM]: someone hacked into my comp
FOBulousLife2010 [7:36 PM]: go ahead
spudsoreilly [7:36 PM]: are you sure?
spudsoreilly [7:36 PM]: I WILL NOT RISK THE INTEGRITY OF OUR FIELD AGENTS JUST SO YOU PERVERTS CAN EJACULATE INTO A SHOT GLASS AND USE IT IN SOME SORT OF STRANGE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.
FOBulousLife2010 [7:36 PM]: positive
spudsoreilly [7:36 PM]: uhhhhh.
spudsoreilly [7:36 PM]: nor have i...if you say i imed you it must have been somebody else while i was logged into my name
FOBulousLife2010 [7:37 PM]: im pretty sure someone did...
spudsoreilly [7:37 PM]: hmm... i did not im you, what did the message say?
FOBulousLife2010 [7:38 PM]: what message?
spudsoreilly [7:39 PM]: there's a lot of effort in holding down that shift key or hitting the caps lock
FOBulousLife2010 [7:39 PM]: you could always hit caps lock
FOBulousLife2010 [7:39 PM]: duh
spudsoreilly [7:40 PM]: the PC ate my homework
FOBulousLife2010 [7:40 PM]: i know how you feel!
FOBulousLife2010 [7:41 PM]: mine did it the other day!!!
spudsoreilly [7:41 PM]: I don't even know you?
spudsoreilly [7:41 PM]: you are the one that im'd me...and not a very nice message by the way...the least you could do was tell me who this is
FOBulousLife2010 [7:42 PM]: Audrey
FOBulousLife2010 [7:42 PM]: happy?
spudsoreilly [7:42 PM]: he said my pyramid had no bottom. what he did not realize, is that when you cut the bottom off a pyramid, it is still a pyramid.
spudsoreilly [7:42 PM]: and i don't know who you are
FOBulousLife2010 [7:42 PM]: ummm.... but why did you introduce yourself to me even though you already assumed who it was?
spudsoreilly [7:43 PM]: I'm sending my girlfriend all these random things and she's getting mad at me.. hah.
spudsoreilly [7:43 PM]: Don't worry - I already printed this conversasion out and am showing it to the cops. See you in jail you piece of shit
FOBulousLife2010 [7:44 PM]: umm... okay
spudsoreilly [7:45 PM]: I guess you get off on IMing people for fun then I take it and pretend yer not doing it? I'm blocking you. =P
FOBulousLife2010 [7:45 PM]: go ahead! i dont even know you!
FOBulousLife2010 [7:46 PM]: i would be glad if you bocked me! you are strange...
spudsoreilly [7:46 PM]: on the weekends i dont even wear any shirts
spudsoreilly [7:46 PM]: shut up
FOBulousLife2010 [7:46 PM]: well if you do what makes you happy...
spudsoreilly [7:46 PM]: i call them bro because they are like brothers to me, do you understand this?
FOBulousLife2010 [7:47 PM]: not at all
spudsoreilly [7:47 PM]: do you know what your consience is saying?
FOBulousLife2010 [7:47 PM]: its saying im hungry
spudsoreilly [7:48 PM]: haha everyone always thinks i'm a bot at first or something but its just that i'm so wacky and random all the time.... CHEESE MONKEY!!!!!!!! lol
FOBulousLife2010 [7:49 PM]: i
FOBulousLife2010 [7:49 PM]: dont
FOBulousLife2010 [7:49 PM]: care
spudsoreilly [7:49 PM]: I am God, who else?
spudsoreilly [7:49 PM]: I just answered that.
FOBulousLife2010 [7:49 PM]: no
spudsoreilly [7:49 PM]: i'm not even gonna ask. really.
FOBulousLife2010 [7:50 PM]: you're annie
FOBulousLife2010 [7:50 PM]: ...right?
spudsoreilly [7:50 PM]: I'm 21, go to UA
FOBulousLife2010 [7:50 PM]: UA?
spudsoreilly [7:50 PM]: jon m
FOBulousLife2010 [7:50 PM]: this is jon?
FOBulousLife2010 [7:50 PM]: as in jon miller?
FOBulousLife2010 [7:52 PM]: i didnt know you were into spuds..
spudsoreilly [7:53 PM]: and i don't know who you are
FOBulousLife2010 [7:53 PM]: is this seriously jon?
spudsoreilly [7:53 PM]: this is jon?
FOBulousLife2010 [7:53 PM]: i kinda got some sort of clue after
FOBulousLife2010 [7:54 PM]: spudsoreilly [7:50 PM]: jon m
spudsoreilly signed off at 7:55 PM

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 00:08:58 GMT

Courtney, do you remember any of what happened after drama club? I found it kind of a blur...

Did Christmas drug up those pixie stix? If not, no more pixie sticks for me!

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 21:35:10 GMT

I feel like no one likes me

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:34:31 GMT

i just broke a stress ball and got orange goo all over my keyboard...

fantastic

What the hell does mutual mean?

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:30:54 GMT

Little GS: "What if someone grabs you?"

Me: "You'll have a parent with you"

Little GS: "What if he doesnt stop?"

Me: "Then... um... it might escalade into something else.."

Other GS: "What if someone doesnt want cookies at first, but then they follow you home and knock on your door?"

ME: "Write down their address and a full description of what they looks like.."

These stupid cookies better be worth it.
Courtney- it would be in your best interest to check up on all of your immunizations (tetnus, hepatitus, rabies, etc)

Jordan- CHOCOLATE!!!!

I like smoes

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:34:15 GMT

So i havent been on here in a while...

Jordan, my icon is the Ralph Lauren guy falling off of his horse. (you know the polos that all those preps wear?) And how in the hell did i set your puppy on fire? I would never do that to ellie :'(

I saw this new Farily Oddparents and laughed my bootay off. It had a super brain and he was a real super hero and every time he had to go save a life he would pop out of Timmy's head and Timmy had this goofy look on his face that made me cry i was laughing so hard.

I need to stop watching cartoons, man. (super toilet ::gv::)

Quote of the Day:

Me: "So Dan, do you like pancakes?"
Sasquatch: "HHuh hehh huh..."

So i thought for the new year (for which i feel NO different) i would do:

TOP TEN NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS:
10. Stop twitching so much (freaks people out ::gv::)
9. Stop watching cartoons (especially when you can quote just about every Farily Oddparents episode)
8. Start exercising (HA!)
7. Stop setting puppies on fire (refer to jordans santa letter from me)
6. Eat more baked potatoes (they make me happy ::gv::)
5. Make more money ::watches fly buzz out of wallet::
4. Ease up on the gorrilla voice. I need a new funny voice
3. Do limp ninja time more often. It'll loosen me up..
2. Find some more stupid videos. Charlie + Muffins= utter joy

1. Stop making resolutions. No one ever gets around to doing them, anyways

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:51:51 GMT

Hey peeps,

Today was a pretty good day... but i gotta go bake biscuits...

bbl